Japanese Maids in Tokyo

June 23, 2009 · posted by jay · Filed Under cosplay, costume play, japanese, news, uniform, wtf · Comment 

“If you still doesn’t know in neighborhood in Tokyo you get into maid cafes, where the waitresses are dressed as maids.”

For all you cosplay otaku lovers, this is a nice article, especially if you love the maid costumes.  And c’mon, who doesn’t??  Read more HERE.

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Asian Woman Hits a Purse Snatcher with a Suplex

October 29, 2008 · posted by jay · Filed Under japanese, korean, video, wtf · Comment 

I’m pretty sure this was staged,… but it couldn’t have been pleasant to have been thrown down as such. Sorry, no cute idol here today but this just cracks me up each time I see it so I thought I’d share with you all.

Japanese AV Idols Game Show Video Thing

October 22, 2008 · posted by jay · Filed Under av idol, bikini, breasts, cute, hot, japanese, sexy, video, wtf · 5 Comments 

Umm,… yeeeaaaah…
I like it.

And if I’m not mistaken, it seems like it’s the big boobs versus the cuter smaller boobs…. no?

Korean Racing Girl 7-9-08

July 9, 2008 · posted by jay · Filed Under korean, model, pictures, racequeen, wtf · Comment 

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I’m tired.

Sprinkle Me

June 27, 2008 · posted by john · Filed Under blog, japanese, korean, pictures, video, wtf · Comment 

Alas gentlemen, it’s Friday! Don’t know about you but my mind is pretty drained from a week’s worth of work load (Heh, I said “load”). But thank god for cute Japanese idols, J pop and those hawt gravure pics Jay put up earlier today to help keep my sanity in line.

Here’s something that refreshes and cools you down from all that eye-raping you did on Hitomi Ito. Why am I putting up this photo? I’m not really quite sure. But hey it’s hilarious and screams “Japanese”!

The “bidet” function on a Japanese toilet got some mad shiofuki skills!

Peachy’s

June 21, 2008 · posted by john · Filed Under blog, cute, dance, gravure, japanese, jpop, music, news, pictures, wtf · Comment 

Meet Peachy’s, the first ever “lip synching” idol unit straight outta Japan!

Mystery solved!

While I was walking around the Fuji TV headquarters building in Odaiba during my recent Japan trip I noticed some type of live event was being held at the plaza below at street level. Curious, I got closer to take a better look and see what all the commotion was about. A sizable crowd had gathered in front of a temporary stage where 3 girls dressed in similar flashy 1 piece dress outfits were doing some song & dance routine. In the backdrop on stage was a sign that said “Peachy’s”, which I had never heard of before.

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The temporary outdoor stage where Peachy’s had their first public performance was at the bottom left corner of this shot of Fuji TV headquarters in Tokyo

Naturally I whipped out my beat up but trusty camera and aimed for the stage. But I was told by what appeared to be an event staff to keep moving as I was getting ready to take some snap shots that would’ve been worthy of a “Tokyo moment”. At that time I was by the very side of the stage, just outside the fenced off area where the audience was. I thought they just wanted to keep the foot traffic moving so I walked toward the pack and took out my camera again.

Peachy’s – Yuka Kosaka (L), Akina Minami (C) and Rina Akiyama (R)

However as I was adjusting the frame and the zoom once again I was interrupted by some event staff with a badge. This time I heard what he was saying, “I’m sorry but there’s no photography allowed.” I was really puzzled, since right before I got idol-blocked I saw a couple people passing by taking pictures with their cell phones. I wondered maybe it was my lack of understanding of the Japanese language or perhaps they didn’t want me taking pictures from that particular spot and get in the way because I did see a camera crew filming the event. I said to myself, “third time’s the charm” as I moved to the right side of the audience and attempted to snap up some juicy exclusive photos for all you Sleepy John readers.

Sorry guys, in the end I wasn’t able to provide any shots of my own. But this is what Peachy’s first mini concert looked like.

What do you know…this time a dude in a suit came up and rudely idol-blocked me even before I pointed my camera in the right direction! I MEAN WTF?!?! What’s the big friggin’ deal if their objective was to promote the group? I know I wasn’t back home in the States, but common sense would dictate that everything’s fair game out in the public. And I certainly considered this outdoor event by the street to fall under public domain! Am I off on this?

A big F**k Y** goes out to the department of event planning at Fuji TV and Japanese nonsensical trivial practices in general!

I got frustrated and upset about silly little trivial things the Japanese insist on doing like this one so I split without taking any pictures. But now thinking about it maybe I should’ve just played the “dumb gaijin” card and ignored them!

To make sense of all this, the dream idol unit “Peachy’s” consists of Japanese gravure idol Yuka Kosaka (小阪由佳), Akina Minami (南明奈) and Rina Akiyama (秋山莉奈), who also often appear on Japanese TV shows. Peachy’s claim to fame would be, “We’re not singing!” The project was born half jokingly out of Fuji TV’s late night TV show “Jodeki! Pop Company Pop-ya” (~ジョーデキ!POP COMPANY~ POP屋). The cute Japanese idol trio has gained so much following that they’ll release their first single titled “My Baby Boy” later on this summer!

L to R: Yuka Kosaka aka “Kosakana” (コサカーナ), Akina Minami aka Akkina (アッキーナ) and Rina Akiyama aka Oshirina (オシリーナ)

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Sleepy John Hits Tokyo, Part 8

June 17, 2008 · posted by john · Filed Under blog, japanese, pictures, wtf · Comment 

Continuation of my oh-so artistic photo documentary of my recent Tokyo trip.

Somehow I’ve got this fascination with Japanese train stations. Maybe it’s because we don’t really have any where I’m from and the the stations in the States definitely don’t look or feel anything like their Japanese counterpart.

Trying to catch one of the last trains of the evening at Nishi Kasai Station. The almost empty station at this hour gives off a lonely feeling, yet the brightly lit lights offer you some comfort and assurance that you’re not left behind.

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The arriving Tozai Line train cars whizzing by me. A group of people in the background also happened to be heading home after a night of drinking like us no doubt.

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Typically the short “hanami” or cherry blossom viewing season for Tokyo and surrounding Kanto area is in the very beginning of April. But fortunately I caught a rare glimpse of some leftover cherry blossom when I went up to the mountains.

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A couple shots of Akihabara district in Tokyo, which has always been famous for its “Electric Town” with numerous shops that carry anything and everything electronic. Recently the area has really transformed itself into a multi entertaining experience with new fashionable restaurants and other retail stores

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Left – under the JR Sobu Line…Akihabara Massacre took place to the left not too far from here Right – new entertainment building complex south of Akihabara Station offers a plethora of fine dining

I’ve been to Japan several times while having visited many different non-tourist places. But I must say this was the first time I spotted a Japanese police operating a speed trap / traffic stake out. Soon after I snapped this stealth photo (the po-po in the Japan don’t like to have their pictures taken, more on this in a later post) he proceeded to bust a motorcyclist for inching too far forward in a right turn yield lane!

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I guess even the police in Japan are starting to get dirty *sigh*

Sleepy John Hits Tokyo, Part 7

June 16, 2008 · posted by john · Filed Under blog, gravure, hot, japanese, pictures, wtf · Comment 

Blasting through the rain on the famed Tokyo Metropolitan Expressway (首都高速) aka “Shutoko”.

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4 Japanese “sunakku” (スナック) snack bars, or small individually run establishment that serve alcohol, homemade dishes & finger food and provide good conversation for the overworked Japanese salaryman line up in a row. Inside an able karaoke machine is a must. You can find joints like these around the train station in almost every town in Japan.

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This is why it’s so wonderful to be a guy in Japan. Look at all these fine selections of porno magazines that are on display in plain view at any “konbini” (コンビニ) convenience stores! Even manga often include shots of barely covered young girls in bikini doing provocative poses. This is how the popularity of gravure idols get to be so big in Japan…you start them young!

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I wanted to grab me a library-ful of these physically stimulating reading material but couldn’t stuff all of them into my suitcase

I ran into this unsightly thing covered by dirty, taped up tarp as I walked down the street near the intersection of a residential area in Tokyo. I wondered what in the world inspired the person to put up such ugly fixture (too big to be a tent for the homeless) and who the hell gave him permission to do so.

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I walked around to the other side to find out that it’s a mobile street ramen stall (屋台ラーメン, or “yatai”! xP As much as I love ramen, I’m not quite sure if I’d be down to do my dining in there.

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The hilarious part is the dude named this ramen stall “One Dragon”

Korean Booth Babe 6-7-08

June 7, 2008 · posted by jay · Filed Under hot, korean, model, pictures, racequeen, wtf · Comment 

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Saturday’s girl is kind of a weird one.  I post it because it’s just weird,… and figure SOME of you guys out there would like the silver latex,… “style.”

Office Worker Goes Berserk!

June 4, 2008 · posted by john · Filed Under blog, random, video, wtf · 1 Comment 

All I have to say is, daaamn this dude is PISSED! Watch as a seemingly ordinary office worker is caught on security camera experiencing some type of serious mental breakdown. The poor bastard flips out and goes completely POSTAL!!

Yeah I know today’s post has nothing to do with cute girls or bikini but you don’t want in your face 24/7, right? (I already know the answer…I should get smacked)

This has got to be the most insane “office meltdown” video I’ve ever seen!

And here’s the same rampage from another angle, aka “co-worker cam”:

This guy is so fired

Sleepy John Hits Tokyo, Part 2

June 2, 2008 · posted by john · Filed Under blog, japanese, pictures, wtf · Comment 

I know, I know…many of you are probably thinking, “Show us more photos of Japan that you talk so much about you stingy bastard!” It’s about time I start releasing more pictures from my recent trip to Tokyo. So without further adieu here comes the first of several batches:

P.S. Oh yeah, feel free to fire away with your comment

Here’s a picture of a Japanese public bath house. They exist mostly in big cities like Tokyo but are quickly disappearing in recent years due to the modernization of Japanese housing. No, there’s no hanky-panky business that goes on inside the joint. It’s strictly a place where (mostly elderly) people from the neighborhood come to clean themselves, relax by soaking their tired bodies in hot water and trade stories. Notice the chimney in the back. Bath houses in Japan actually use wood to heat up the water.

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Check out the wheel cover on this gramps’ wheelchair! With the over popularization and mandatory conversion of cuteness onto everything in Japan, I wasn’t surprised to see that someone had pimped out his ride Winny The Pooh style!

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The recently renovated plaza on the west side of Shinbashi Station is somewhat of a Tokyo landmark and made famous by being featured in several TV dramas, movies and comic books.

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Caught this classic Japanese movie poster at a gift shop that specializes in nostalgic Showa period goods. I got a good laugh out of the title, which says “Violent Classroom”. Check out the school girl being violated on the bottom!

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Spotted this sex shop tucked away under the railroad track somewhere in Tokyo. You won’t be able to get a good night sleep at “Apple Inn”, but they’ll help you get your freak on at night!

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Silly Japanese, Part 2

May 29, 2008 · posted by john · Filed Under blog, japanese, pictures, wtf · Comment 

Here’s more wacky Engrish I ran into from my Japan trip. Enjoy the fobbiness:

Lipps Hair Salon

This sign is rather ambiguous. I’m curious to find out whether I’ll receive grade-A oral service from a lovely stylist or a tongue lashing while getting my hair mowed down there.

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Hiroshima Okonomiyaki – BIG PIG

I spotted this restaurant in Tokyo that specializes in Hiroshima style okonomiyaki (kind of like a Japanese pancake or pizza. You know how to work Wiki, right? Look it up!) I wonder if the owner is calling his patrons shameless gluts or himself that.

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SHIBUYA STRAWBERRY JAM

I was pleasantly surprised when I came upon this sign slightly off the main street in Shibuya. Who would’ve known they have attractive young females producing yummy fruit jam in the middle of Tokyo! How much per jar? I sure hope they’ve got school girl panties flavor ones!

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PINK ROTOR 180Yen – “It’s so fucking cheap!”

Wow, even Nobita Nobi (Doraemon’s master. What? You don’t know who they are? Make Wiki your friend!) is impressed! I’m sure he regrets spending too much on his Valentine’s Day present for Shizuka-chan. Now that he’s broke he won’t be able to take her to a nice love hotel.

But a word of caution…no girl in her right mind should feel safe sticking a $1.80 vibrating object into her vagina.

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Silly Japanese

May 28, 2008 · posted by john · Filed Under blog, japanese, korean, pictures, racequeen, wtf · Comment 

Ahh…our funny fellow Japanese and their goofy Engrish.  You’ve gotta love it!  What would we do without them?  Here are some that I ran into from my recent trip to good ol’ fobby Japan:

BRAIN PARK – “More than a school child”

I came across this sign at an indoor amusement / activity center inside Decks Tokyo in Odaiba. I’m not sure if that’s meant as an insult to grade school kids or an encouragement to the participants. You figure it out.

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I LOVE YOU – by Yosuke Ide

I saw this tagged bicycle seat in front of a ramen shop. The overly infatuated boy tagged his favorite subject’s transportation with white out. And it looks like the girl has been smothering her suitor’s proclamation of love with her bottom for the last year and a half.

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CREATIVE ROOM – Hotel LiOS Shibuya

It’s obviously the photo was taken in Shibuya. What’s not so obvious is what exactly can the guests staying at this hotel “create”. Go read the fine print and make an intelligent guess.

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666…

I walked by this chic bar-like joint in one of the back alleys in Shibuya. Apparently aliens, satan and other degenerates all make this their favorite hang out.

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Japanese Trains, Part 2

May 11, 2008 · posted by john · Filed Under blog, japanese, pictures, wtf · Comment 

Keihin Tohoku Line (京浜東北線) arrives at (新橋駅)

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Looking at the new Yodobashi Camera building from the platform at Akihabara Station (秋葉原駅).  I heard some of the restaurants inside are open 24 hours!

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Inside Akihabara Station, with Milky Way’s poster in the background. Hang a right to head to the world famous Electric Town.

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I was surprised at the new Chuo Line (中央線) train cars. They’ve installed LCD monitors that tell you all the stations up ahead, time required to reach the station and other useful info.

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The all too important Chuo Line that runs through central Tokyo arriving at the always hip Kichijoji Station (吉祥寺駅)

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Catching the “last train” is quite a phenomenon in Japan. The Japanese will do whatever it takes to make it on that very last train that’ll take them home after a night of drinking. Here we were at the office town of Kayabacho (茅場町駅) trying to catch the last Tozai Line (東西線) express train.

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It was pretty crowded, but I had been in worse trains. At least I was able to move my hands and wasn’t accused of being a “chikan” (痴漢) or a train groper!

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A funny poster I saw in the station. In recent years there are more young women blatantly applying their makeup while riding the train, which is considered bad manner in Japan. Personally I wouldn’t mind watching some cute girl putting on her makeup (it can be kinda hot), but unfortunately in most cases the offenders are rather unattractive. I guess the pretty ones know better…

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The view in front of Shibuya Station. You can see the famous Yamanote Line that loops around central Tokyo whizzing by in the third pic.

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Sleepy Japanese

May 9, 2008 · posted by john · Filed Under blog, japanese, pictures, wtf · Comment 

I get sleepy quite often but my need for a little shut eye pales in comparison to the Japanese. They seem to have this uncanny ability to fall asleep on command, regardless of where they’re at! Here are a few snapshots I took of them sleeping:

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At Narita International Airport…check out the stylish pose!

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At a bus stop in the Tokyo business district of Nihonbashi

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Spotted this salaryman on my way home along a busy street

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Even on the mountain…slope side sleeping at its finest!

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