Ridiculous Japanese Prank

April 20, 2008 · posted by john · Filed Under blog, cute, gravure, japanese, video, wtf · 1 Comment 

What would be the reaction from a cute Japanese girl if she were to accidently walk in on some dude spanking his monkey? I’m sure that is the question we’re all wondering about. Well, thanks to this wonderful Japanese TV show we now know the answer!

The video is self explanatory. Goofy Japanese prankster and comedian Rakkyo Ide pretends to give himself pleasure in the dressing room at a TV studio. His victims include super cute gravure idol Shoko Hamada and Oita Asahi announcer Miwako Nakashima. But when he got to his 3rd subject sexy female doctor / talent Ayako Nishikawa, the bold former Miss Japan wasn’t too impressed, Rakkyo knew he had to make some changes and demanded to let him do things “his way”. His improvisation had quite an impact, as you’ll see on the face of the 4th girl Aya Kiguchi who’s another hot gravure idol.



Aya Kiguchi could only mumble, “The, the, the elephant…”

Idol’s Nude Price Continued

February 8, 2008 · posted by john · Filed Under av idol, blog, cute, gravure, japanese, news, pictures · 1 Comment 

Oh, you didn’t think I was done, did you? Of course I’ve got more juicy info for ya!;)

4. Leah Dizon

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This former race queen hottie is half French and half Chinese

Nude Photobook – $750K

AV – $300K

Nicknamed “The Black Ship of Gravure” (in reference to the black ships commanded by Commodore Matthew Perry), Las Vegas native and sexy American import gravure idol Leah Dizon has taken Japan by storm the last two years with her exotic Eurasian look and humble work ethic. Her hard work paid off as she was invited to perform at NHK’s year end Kohaku Utagassen extravaganza last year, which is an extremely rare honor for a foreigner.

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At the Kohaku Utagassen press conference

“Indeed she sure is popular and people would probably expect her to pull off something like this. The unexpected low appearance fee is due to the fact that Leah has already shown too much skin. Plus there’s been some racy pictures and videos of her before she made her debut in Japan circulating around so the shock value wouldn’t be as great.”

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Kawaii!! I love her soft spoken style

5. Mona Yamamoto

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Nude Photobook – $700K

AV – $450K

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Mona had made it to the top, then threw it all away

The half Norwegian, half Japanese freelance “announcer” / talent (a Japanese catch-all name for entertainer) hails from Hiroshima. The short-lived former TV Asahi Tetsuya Chikushi News 23 newscaster caused an uproar back in 2006 when she was caught having an affair with LDP politician Goshi Hosono just when she was promoted. The self professed “M” (masochist) can be seen these days often appearing on talk shows.

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The infamous picture that led to her canning from one of the most prestigious news programs in Japan

“The estimated appearance fee is higher than I expected, even though she does ooze womanhood…”

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Personally I think she looks way older than 31, but I can see why many guys are drooling over her

6. Ayako Nishikawa

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The former Miss Japan, 1996

Nude Photobook – $550K

AV – $200K

The female version of Japan’s Dr. 90210, this sharp tongued sexy jukujo (a mature, older lady) is a practicing plastic surgeon in Tokyo. Ayako has publicly said that she wouldn’t date any man whose annual income is below $400K. Known to be a bitch at times, she’s both hated and admired by the Japanese.

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“Wow, she fetched a pretty high estimate! Having a bitchy woman doctor take it all off might just sell a lot!”

7. Mero Imai

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The former Japan snowboard representative

Nude Photobook – $200K

AV – $400K

First of all, what kind of jacked up name is that? I’m sure my daughter would strangle me while I’m sleeping if I named her that! The youngest person ever to obtain a professional snowboarder license in Japan, she is the daugher of an obsessed snowboard coach. Along with her oldest brother Domu (yup, their father deserves at least a good caning) they were Japan’s snowboard representatives at the 2006 Winter Olympic Games in Torino, Italy.

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She was everyone’s darling right before the Torino Olympics back in 2006

After her devastating early round elimination in Torino due to a serious fall, Melo basically stopped snowboarding and dropped out of the spotlight, only to become a huge disgrace to Japan. Early last year it was revealed that she had been working as a “fuzoku-jo” or should I say ejaculation specialist in Osaka. Was she really that hard up for money or did she go completely insane?!

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The infamous fall in the halfpipe and her subsequent consequence

“I was really shocked that someone who was representing the country and in contention for an Olympic medal became a fuzoku-jo. If she were to go nude right after the Olympics she might’ve been able to fetch more money.”

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I’m sorry but I don’t think she’s cute at all. I wouldn’t pay money to get sexual relief from her!