Would you like some marshmallow titties to go with your Monday? As a bonus, I’ve got 2 hot girls who are the finalists of Paradise TV’s “Titty Queen Pageant”…enjoy! Click on Continue to see the NSFW pictures.
Because it’s Friday!
I know you’d love some big titties on a cute Japanese girl! Hell, we could all use more hotties like Miyabi!
The 21 year old boasts a set of K-cup breasts (yes, you heard right!), loves to stick things between her heavenly mounts of joy and is an admitted perv!
You can see sexy and hot Japanese girls doing all kinds of lurid deeds 24/7 on Paradise TV!
Take it from me, Japan is truly a paradise on earth for men. The country is filled with all kinds of yummy fun stuff that titillate your senses. They can pop up anytime, anywhere…from seemingly innocent content of prime time TV shows, to late night naughty variety shows, to all those juicy “campaign girls” promoting various products or events and the ubiquitous high school girls in their super hot & ready to rock short miniskirt school uniform.
So knowing that the Japanese people are generally filled with sensory overload how do you top all this? The creative folks at Japanese cable channel Paradise TV has just the answer. Paradise TV is a channel that focuses on adult content and often airs sexy original shows that often border on insanity! Every summer they hold a 24 hour “Sex Shall Save the Earth” charity marathon with live broadcast and viewer participation to raise money to fight AIDS and this past summer was no exception.
The faces of 2007 Paradise TV charity marathon…Ami Natsui (L), Erina Kurosawa (C) and Nana Otone (R)
Erina Kurosawa (黒沢英里奈) as the MC
Ami Natsui ( 夏井亜美) as the announcer
Nana Otone ( 乙音奈々) as the event special guest
Famous Japanese manga artist Go Nagai (永井 豪) designed the charity marathon shirt in 2006, Mikio Yanagisawa (柳沢きみお), another well known Japanese manga artist penned last year’s.
Go Nagai shows off his design with Paradise TV announcer Ami Natsui…lucky bastard!
Here are some highlights from Paradise TV’s erotic festivities:
- Hand job shrine (3 min. limit, from $30)
Have a 巫女 (shrine maiden) show you what a proper hand party ought to be. Paradise TV is confident about their girls…they’re claiming a 80% “success rate” and are aiming for 100 shots on goal.
- Titty Queen pageant (winner gets to represent at the Titty Grab booth)
She’s got some nice huge tits but those knockers wouldn’t be the only things I’d explore with my hands
- Coast to coast phone sex battle (the objective is to “do it” on the phone and via webcam with viewers from every prefecture in Japan)
I’m sure I’d blow my load pretty quickly looking at this face
The girls were able to conquer the entire country with their excellent phone skills…Karin Ohnuki 大貫かりん (L) & Matsuri Hanagiri 花桐まつり (R)
Karin’s spankable ass
Matsuri Hanagiri’s lovely ass
- House call sensual aesthetics for women (from $100)
- Titty grab (5 squeezes, nipple pinching is ok too, from $10)
- Ball massage (open to female viewers, from $100)
- Bath time with Paradise TV announcer (auction)
The winning bidder gets to take a dip in the tube with cutie Yotsuha Wakakusa (若草よつは)
- Golden spring beer garden (you can use your imagination on what is the beverage, from $3)
They even have an “all you can drink” course…to each his own I guess.=P
There you have it, 24 hours of full on debauchery and scandalous fun like that. If you don’t consider that entertaining you need to go to the nearest high rise rooftop or cliff and jump off!
Naked mahjong anyone?
It makes me wonder what this summer’s marathon will bring us…
What would be the reaction from a cute Japanese girl if she were to accidently walk in on some dude spanking his monkey? I’m sure that is the question we’re all wondering about. Well, thanks to this wonderful Japanese TV show we now know the answer!
The video is self explanatory. Goofy Japanese prankster and comedian Rakkyo Ide pretends to give himself pleasure in the dressing room at a TV studio. His victims include super cute gravure idol Shoko Hamada and Oita Asahi announcer Miwako Nakashima. But when he got to his 3rd subject sexy female doctor / talent Ayako Nishikawa, the bold former Miss Japan wasn’t too impressed, Rakkyo knew he had to make some changes and demanded to let him do things “his way”. His improvisation had quite an impact, as you’ll see on the face of the 4th girl Aya Kiguchi who’s another hot gravure idol.
Aya could only mumble, “The, the, the elephant…”
Some of you Japanese porno aka JAV fans probably have been wondering why there is always that annoying censored “mosaic” blur that covers up the juiciest part of the action. Just like you I wish that cock blocking censor would take off like a high school prom dress! But there’s a reason for that and we actually need to be thankful the blur was put in place…otherwise none of us would be able to enjoy any of the hot action from all these lecherous Japanese girls we’ve come to lust after so much!
Call it strange, nonsensical or whatever you like, but the Japanese law stipulates that no reproductive genital or actual act of coitus can be shown in media form. That’s just the way it is, has always been and most likely will be for quite some time. Fortunately Japanese laws also allow for many loopholes. For instance, anus aka “the other vagina” is fair game and can be shown in plain sight and sexual intercourse of different kinds is tolerated as long as effort is made to “cover up”. This led to the existence of those infamous veils of necessary evil we know as “mozaiku” (モザイク)!
But who’s going to set standards and manage the plethora of flesh yumminess DVD the Japanese porn industry pumps out every month? Obviously the Japanese government can’t create a new ministry just to police these stick flicks…that would become a laughingstock of other nations. (But you can be sure I’d be the first one to apply if the Japanese government ever changes its mind!) This is where Biderin ( ビデ倫) comes in. Short for “Nihon Bideo Rinri Kyokai” or Nihon Ethics of Video Association (as in NEVA…now you know what that stands for when you see it in the beginning of every JAV DVD you’ve popped in), it is a self governing body composed of representatives from within the industry to monitor themselves and make sure every single frame that’s got sexual organ receives proper covering via mosaic censor.
An example of the yummy world famous JAV we can’t live without
The Japanese porn producers have been rather kind to lovers of Japanese AV actresses as of late. Within the last 2 years there’s been a trend to employ thinly veiled “digital mosaic” when applying the censor. The mosaic is so fine that even though the blur exists on screen, it pretty much leaves not much to the imagination (hurray!). At times it seems like the “mosaic technician” and Biderin screeners might have gotten a bit too generous if you know what I mean.
Unfortunately someone, somewhere couldn’t let things be and clearly isn’t too happy about the introduction of digital mosaic (personally I think he ought to just walk into any one of Japan’s fine ejaculation specialty shops and get his nuts emptied by a young and willing babyfaced 18 year old hottie…problem solved!). This all led to the office of Biderin being raided by the Tokyo Metropolitan Police last summer and the subsequent arrest of 5 Biderin big cheese earlier last month.
Japanese porn producer h.m.p debuts 3 new girls at once…hawt!
The head of Biderin’s Inspection Division, as well as the president of Tokyo based Japanese AV production company h.m.p were among the arrested. The police claimed that the digital mosaic Biderin passed for inspection still allowed the viewers to “confirm that intercourse took place”…the sound of this is ridiculous I can’t help but laugh!
Well, our friends in Japan might have almost everything, but they can’t have it all.
Do you think the digital mosaic is too revealing?
Who is “man enough” to handle this fiesty Taiwanese chili pepper?
Seductive and daring gravure idol and professional wrestler Yingling aka “Yinglin of Joytoy” revealed on her blog on Monday that she is getting married. In a way that’s fitting to her public persona of a dominatress, Yinling announced, “All you losers with no life get ready to cry!”
Yinling of Joytoy is also a self-proclaimed “Erotic Terrorist” (エロテロリスト)
The lucky dude who gets to enjoy the cracking whips from Ms. Yinling Yan (Yinling’s real name) is 6 years her junior. The two met when she first joined the Japanese professional wrestling league “Hustle” ( ハッスル) back at the end of 2004. He was a Hustle representative who helped Yinling settle in before her debut and remained close to her. The reportedly cool looking fiance left Hustle about 2 years ago to join Zero1-MAX ( ゼロワンＭＡＸ), another Japanese professional wrestling organization, and it was around that time he and Yinling began to date. The couple have already notified both of their parents and work regarding their intent to marry and have also recently moved in together.
Yinling doing her signature “M leg pose”
The 32 year old native of Taiwan grew up in Japan. The former race queen is well known for her gravure shots posing in various sexy and very risque positions, exposing maximum skin while barely covering up her important “assets”. Yinling is the undisputed queen of the “M leg pose” (M字開脚), emulating the popular stance Japanese AV actresses and strippers often employ to give their fans a close-up look of their treasure box.
Yinling from her race queen days, posing with Japanese talent and former gravure model Miho Yoshioka
Midori Yamazaki is smokin’ hot!
You know since it’s Monday I’m going to do you guys right by bringing you some Midori Yamazaki yumminess! This leggy Kochi Prefecture native boasts a heavenly measurement of B85-W58-H85 and stands at 5 feet and 5 1/2 inches (which is tall by Japanese standards and makes her legs appear that much shapelier). Midori belongs to Team ZENT that competes in Japan’s popular racing series Super GT, and she’s been a “Zent Sweety” since 2005.
Midori was ecstatic to receive the Race Queen of the Year 2006~2007 (RQY) Award
As a bonus, here’s some sexy Japanese camel toe shots!
The sexy 24 year old race queen exclaimed, “I’ve always wanted to win this award!”, as she accepted the trophy from previous year’s winner Yu Saito.
Yu Saito, 05/06 Race Queen of the Year
Midori Yamazaki’s beauty and likeness has been compared to Japanese fashion model Moe Oshikiri. She said at the press conference, “The first person I want to notify is my grandma because she’s my biggest fan!” The hot newly crowned RQY added, “Recently there are quite a few girls with voluptuous bodies or “moe-kei” (meaning cute in an otaku kind of way) in appearance, but I’m proud to be a traditional race queen. I’m very confident about my flair and style!”
Meet Yui Uehara, a sexy long legged race queen. She stands 5′6″ and her three measurements are 85B-58W-85H (sorry, please do the Imperial conversion yourself today). She was active in the Japanese Super GT racing series and also on the car show circuit.
Check out those long sexy legs and creamy white skin…I’m drooling all over!
Yui is 28 years old now and I haven’t seen much activity from her these days. I’ll go do some digging…hopefully she’s still hot and around.
As promised, here are more sexy shots of Midori Yamazaki, Japan’s 2006-2007 Race Queen of the Year (RQY). I just can’t get enough of her nice slender body, petite face and that infectious sweet smile!
Check out those nice long legs Midori’s got!
The sexy Midori Yamazaki can be seen strutting her stuff at Super GT race events
And you bet your ass I’ve got more hot photos coming your way!
Here are some photos of the lovely Midori Yamazaki, Race Queen of the Year 06/07 passing her title onto the cute and sexy Yuki Aikawa.
Midori says, “I don’t really want to give this trophy up because I’m so damn cute!”
Midori hands Race Queen of the Year trophy over to Yuki Aikawa
And introducing the 2007~2008 Race Queen of the Year Yuki Aikawa!
Want more? Rest assure I’ve got a lot more goodies coming your way!
I still can’t believe Hard Gay gets to bang this sexy little kitty everyday. And she cooks pretty well too!
Here’s the profile of a young Anna Suzuki…so cute! According to the info provided her bra size is an E cup. I’d do her in a heartbeat!
Some of Anna’s “work”:
Anna also appeared in a few Japanese music videos. Here’s one of them:
And let’s not forget about her glorious Miniskirt Police (Minisuka Police) days that really opened the door for her:
Anna Suzuki is on the very right in the first photo, and very left on the second photo
Here’s a scandalous rotating image of guys she dated before walking down the aisle and saying “I do” to Hard Gay:
I bet Anna must be so hot in bed!
Bonus shots…man, she is a hot little sexpot! Yeah, I’ll poke her with something she’ll really like!
The top page of Anna Suzuki’s blog, before marriage
The top page of Anna Suzuki’s (Sumitani) blog, after marriage
Before she was Mrs. Masaki Sumitani aka crazy black bondage suit clad Japanese comedian Razor Ramon Hard Gay (HG), Anna Suzuki had quite a different look. The 24 year old housewife who is currently expecting was a hot gravure idol, swimsuit model and a member of the 12th generation Miniskirt Police (Minisuka Police)!
Mr. & Mrs. Hard Gay at their wedding back in ‘06. Here you get a rare glimpse of Hard Gay’s unmasked face.
Anna Suzuki looking so sexy and hot back in her gravure days. I’d love to run my hands and massage those E cup titties!
Anna listed her interest as “having fun” and her special skill as “haggling prices”.
Here are a couple of pictures of Anna when she first came up as a model when she was still in high school:
Many young Japanese girls aspire to be a “Minisuka Police” since that title is often used as a springboard onto bigger and better things in Japanese showbiz (from a mere pin-up gravure idol to a “talent”). In Anna’s case she landed the role of Mrs. Razor Ramon Hard Gay!
Anna Suzuki, 12th generation Miniskirt Police (very left)
And we’ve got sequence shots of her humiliating Miniskirt Police initiation (don’t you want to be that rope?):
Oh yeah, tug on that rope Anna…wedge it deep in between your thighs and rub it against your pleasure mound!
Anna Suzuki tells everyone her favorite position / pose
I wonder if Hard Gay knows about his hot wife’s scandalous past…but then again his acts aren’t exactly squeaky clean either
“Sei sei sei sei!” (Hard Gay’s fav response when he hears something he doesn’t like)
Sexy ex-gravure model Anna Suzuki (now Anna Sumitani)
Razor Ramon Hard Gay does his trademark “foohh!” yell
Outrageous Japanese comedian and wrestler Razor Ramon Hard Gay (aka “HG”) announced today that he has knocked up his hot wifey Anna (formerly Anna Suzuki). The 24 year old former gravure idol and swimsuit model is about 5 months pregnant and is due at the end of July. The current Mrs. Masaki Sumitani (Hard Gay’s real name) who possesses big sparkling eyes, full sexy lips and a knockout body quit all of her “talent” (showbiz) activities shortly after announcing her marriage in late 2006 to the bondage latex wearing, pelvic thrusting gay wannabe.
Hard Gay ponders what his kid will think of his act
Anna Suzuki has toned down her image a lot since becoming a full time housewife, but she still looks hot and delicious!
Here’s an interview on HG from the British TV show Japanorama
Asami Momose shows us why we need to stay focused
Check out the sexy “chaku ero” idol Asami Momose who’s not shy at all about showing some skin. This Japanese hottie sure is pushing the limits with all kinds of suggestive poses and simulation!
For your information the Japanese term “chaku ero” means being extremely provocative yet with the clothes still on…well, somewhat (In almost all cases there’s very little clothing involved, if any and only the vital regions are barely covered). This unique concept is basically the same as “giri giri”, leaving not much to the viewer’s imagination.
Big up goes out to the Japanese genius who thought of “chaku ero” and “giri giri” to skirt around the rules!
In the West we’d probably call this borderline soft porn!
Oh, you didn’t think I was done, did you? Of course I’ve got more juicy info for ya!;)
4. Leah Dizon
This former race queen hottie is half French and half Chinese
Nude Photobook - $750K
AV - $300K
Nicknamed “The Black Ship of Gravure” (in reference to the black ships commanded by Commodore Matthew Perry), Las Vegas native and sexy American import gravure idol Leah Dizon has taken Japan by storm the last two years with her exotic Eurasian look and humble work ethic. Her hard work paid off as she was invited to perform at NHK’s year end Kohaku Utagassen extravaganza last year, which is an extremely rare honor for a foreigner.
At the Kohaku Utagassen press conference
“Indeed she sure is popular and people would probably expect her to pull off something like this. The unexpected low appearance fee is due to the fact that Leah has already shown too much skin. Plus there’s been some racy pictures and videos of her before she made her debut in Japan circulating around so the shock value wouldn’t be as great.”
Kawaii!! I love her soft spoken style
5. Mona Yamamoto
Nude Photobook - $700K
AV - $450K
Mona had made it to the top, then threw it all away
The half Norwegian, half Japanese freelance “announcer” / talent (a Japanese catch-all name for entertainer) hails from Hiroshima. The short-lived former TV Asahi Tetsuya Chikushi News 23 newscaster caused an uproar back in 2006 when she was caught having an affair with LDP politician Goshi Hosono just when she was promoted. The self professed “M” (masochist) can be seen these days often appearing on talk shows.
The infamous picture that led to her canning from one of the most prestigious news programs in Japan
“The estimated appearance fee is higher than I expected, even though she does ooze womanhood…”
Personally I think she looks way older than 31, but I can see why many guys are drooling over her
6. Ayako Nishikawa
The former Miss Japan, 1996
Nude Photobook - $550K
AV - $200K
The female version of Japan’s Dr. 90210, this sharp tongued sexy jukujo (a mature, older lady) is a practicing plastic surgeon in Tokyo. Ayako has publicly said that she wouldn’t date any man whose annual income is below $400K. Known to be a bitch at times, she’s both hated and admired by the Japanese.
“Wow, she fetched a pretty high estimate! Having a bitchy woman doctor take it all off might just sell a lot!”
7. Mero Imai
The former Japan snowboard representative
Nude Photobook - $200K
AV - $400K
First of all, what kind of jacked up name is that? I’m sure my daughter would strangle me while I’m sleeping if I named her that! The youngest person ever to obtain a professional snowboarder license in Japan, she is the daugher of an obsessed snowboard coach. Along with her oldest brother Domu (yup, their father deserves at least a good caning) they were Japan’s snowboard representatives at the 2006 Winter Olympic Games in Torino, Italy.
She was everyone’s darling right before the Torino Olympics back in 2006
After her devastating early round elimination in Torino due to a serious fall, Melo basically stopped snowboarding and dropped out of the spotlight, only to become a huge disgrace to Japan. Early last year it was revealed that she had been working as a “fuzoku-jo” or should I say ejaculation specialist in Osaka. Was she really that hard up for money or did she go completely insane?!
The infamous fall in the halfpipe and her subsequent consequence
“I was really shocked that someone who was representing the country and in contention for an Olympic medal became a fuzoku-jo. If she were to go nude right after the Olympics she might’ve been able to fetch more money.”
I’m sorry but I don’t think she’s cute at all. I wouldn’t pay money to get sexual relief from her!
More info’s coming out regarding the scandal involving Japanese gravure model Hikaru Kawamura’s accusation that she was forced to appear in AV (Japanese porn). For the original story and more background info please check out my blog on 1-24-08.
As Hikaru’s criminal lawsuit against her boss Yoshiharu Noda aka “Noda shacho” of Suns Entertainment carries on over her claim that Noda shacho coerced her into doing AV, it has been revealed that there are actually 2 “AVs” involved. The original plan for the $1.5 million project was supposed to include a nude photobook, an erotic movie and a DVD. The DVD filming portion was completed back in October of last year.
Hikaru-chan, please take it off!
However Hikaru is now suing to prevent the DVD from going on sale. And she has refused to participate in the making of the photobook and movie, which resulted in the project coming to a standstill. But there’s more to the story than this.
The actual contract Ms. Hikaru Kawamura signed was $700K for 2 “AV” productions, meaning there’s supposed to be one more title beside the one she had already performed. But according Noda shacho, the production in question is not AV (Japanese porn) but rather a new style of “image video”. He persuaded Hikaru to come on board by telling her she would be the first person to appear in this type of new genre.
Noda shacho with some of his fine young girls. Hikaru should quit complaining…doesn’t she know there are so many girls waiting in line to take her place?
Well, what Noda shacho said was true in a way since in the DVD that was completed last year there was no real direct sexual scenes, as Hikaru only did insinuated “self gratification” with non-human objects. Nevertheless I’d say that’s very, very hot!
Oh Hikaru why do you tease us like that?
The planned movie is even racier, with plenty of erotic scenes but with the intention of keeping the extremely sensual film in very good taste. The story is Hikaru Kawamura plays the wife of a doctor who’s trapped in a sexless marriage. She goes to a French castle to receive some S&M experience (bondage play) and awaken her inner self. The problem is it requires $3 million for this mouth watering movie to happen, and a big chunk of that money has to come from the DVD sale. According to reliable sources due to this reason Hikaru’s take is only about 20%, which led insiders to believe the lawsuit she brought on is more about money and not about forced AV performance at all!
Don’t be shy Hikaru, be proud and shake what you got!
But at any rate bills have to be paid so people closely associated with the project have been discussing about a compromise by cutting out the nude scenes and releasing the DVD as a typical idol “image video” this spring. Stay tuned…
Here are a few of “Mr. Big Tits Revolutionary” Yoshiharu Noda’s harem:
Akiko Hinagata - One of the original gravure idols along with Fumie Hosokawa and Reiko Kato that started the “big tits” craze back in the 90s.
Akiko paved the way for other big hipped, wide shouldered Japanese idols to be accepted
A classic magazine cover with her signature “Hina pose”
Recent shot of Akiko Hinagata, now a divorcee and mother of one child
With Hikaru Kawamura (left) and Emi Kobayashi (right) at a recent Suns Entertainment event
Mariya Yamada - Akiko Hinagata’s “kohai” (junior). Famed 90s big boobie gravure idol and one of the main stable of Yellow Cab Production.
Mariya has nicely made the transition from gravure swimsuit model to a “talent” (a Japanese name for entertainer). Nowadays you can often catch her on different TV shows.
MEGUMI - The crown jewel of Yellow Cab Production at the turn of the century and still Noda shacho’s (president) favorite girl now at Suns Entertainment, the H cup tittie monster MEGUMI has also made the smooth transition from gravure idol to a popular talent on Japanese TV. Along with other popular gravure idols of her generation such as Waka Inoue and Sayaka Isoyama, she is famous for her skillful posing techniques which show off her ample bosom.
These days MEGUMI is known as a sharp tongued “baradoru” (variety idol)
Emi Kobayashi - The 25 year old gravure model has a sensual, classy look and possesses a healthy F cup chest.
Emi was also the image girl for Sapporo Beer and Oiso Long Beach water park, both of which basically guaranteed her success in Japanese showbiz
That sexy face and body’s got 1/8 Russian blood
Hikaru Kawamura - Plenty have been said about this “one-kei” (literally translated - older sister) mature young lady style Japanese talent in previous posts. The self proclaimed “forever 26″ gravure model is currently entangled in a legal battle with her boss Yoshiharu Noda.
I would love to watch her perform in an AV
Look at that luscious body…makes me wanna just lick her up and down!
2006 year end party: Hikaru Kawamura (2nd left), Mariya Yamada (center), Saki Seto (right)
Saki Seto - Technically the 22 year old gravure model is no longer with Suns Entertainment. She mysteriously dropped off the Japanese entertainment map since summer of last year after rumor surfaced about a romantic link with troubled entrepreneur Masahiro Origuchi of the failed Goodwill Group. Nobody has been able to reach Saki and Noda shacho has said he didn’t consider her retired but permanently inactive. What a damn shame!
Who would’ve thought this photo taken at an earlier event with Noda shacho would foretell what was to come
The angelic face and sexy body of Saki Seto
With fellow Suns Entertainment gravure model Emi Kobayashi (right)
Somebody please bring this sexy little kitten back!
One word…kawaii!
She’s one hot “one-kei” (pronounced “oh-ne kay”) Japanese chick!
Yes Hikaru, please show us more of your soft, luscious breasts!
For all you glasses freaks out there
These 2 photos make me feel warm inside :)
Ahh, Japanese girl in yukata (summertime kimono) is so sexy!
Wow, her friend on the left is pretty cute too
For your enjoyment:
Check out those legs!
Yes, spread ‘em please
Ryoko from her modeling days
