Ridiculous Japanese Prank

What would be the reaction from a cute Japanese girl if she were to accidently walk in on some dude spanking his monkey? I’m sure that is the question we’re all wondering about. Well, thanks to this wonderful Japanese TV show we now know the answer!

The video is self explanatory. Goofy Japanese prankster and comedian Rakkyo Ide pretends to give himself pleasure in the dressing room at a TV studio. His victims include super cute gravure idol Shoko Hamada and Oita Asahi announcer Miwako Nakashima. But when he got to his 3rd subject sexy female doctor / talent Ayako Nishikawa, the bold former Miss Japan wasn’t too impressed, Rakkyo knew he had to make some changes and demanded to let him do things “his way”. His improvisation had quite an impact, as you’ll see on the face of the 4th girl Aya Kiguchi who’s another hot gravure idol.

Aya Kiguchi could only mumble, “The, the, the elephant…”

ZARD Is Still Alive

ZARD’s latest single 翼を広げて (Tsubasa wo Hirogete) will be featured in a Detective Conan movie

A previously unreleased song by Izumi Sakai, lead vocal of the Japanese rock band ZARD will be the theme song for the latest Detective Conan anime movie, “Meitantei Konan Senritsu no Gakufu” (Detective Conan, Score of Horror). Izumi Sakai was the voice and face of the somewhat mysterious unit that was extremely popular in the 90s. She passed away last May under cloudy circumstances while battling cervical cancer.

The poster for 名探偵コナン 戦慄の楽譜 “Detective Conan Score of Horror”

The song “Tsubasa wo Hirogete” (Spread Your Wings) was written by famous Japanese musician Tetsuro Oda and its lyrics penned by Miss Izumi Sakai herself. The animated movie will hit theaters across Japan this Saturday.

Japanese talent Chiriko Sakashita (L) and comedian Ryota Yamasato of Nankai Candies (R) promoting the movie in Tokyo last week

Anna Suzuki – Hard Gay’s Wife

The top page of Anna Suzuki’s blog, before marriage

The top page of Anna Suzuki’s (Sumitani) blog, after marriage

Before she was Mrs. Masaki Sumitani aka crazy black bondage suit clad Japanese comedian Razor Ramon Hard Gay (HG), Anna Suzuki had quite a different look. The 24 year old housewife who is currently expecting was a hot gravure idol, swimsuit model and a member of the 12th generation Miniskirt Police (Minisuka Police)!

Mr. & Mrs. Hard Gay at their wedding back in ‘06. Here you get a rare glimpse of Hard Gay’s unmasked face.

Anna Suzuki looking so sexy and hot back in her gravure days.  I’d love to run my hands and massage those E cup titties!

Anna listed her interest as “having fun” and her special skill as “haggling prices”.

Here are a couple of pictures of Anna when she first came up as a model when she was still in high school:

Many young Japanese girls aspire to be a “Minisuka Police” since that title is often used as a springboard onto bigger and better things in Japanese showbiz (from a mere pin-up gravure idol to a “talent”). In Anna’s case she landed the role of Mrs. Razor Ramon Hard Gay!

Anna Suzuki, 12th generation Miniskirt Police (very left)

And we’ve got sequence shots of her humiliating Miniskirt Police initiation (don’t you want to be that rope?):

Oh yeah, tug on that rope Anna…wedge it deep in between your thighs and rub it against your pleasure mound!

Anna Suzuki tells everyone her favorite position / pose

I wonder if Hard Gay knows about his hot wife’s scandalous past…but then again his acts aren’t exactly squeaky clean either

“Sei sei sei sei!” (Hard Gay’s fav response when he hears something he doesn’t like)

Hard Gay Impregnates Wife

Sexy ex-gravure model Anna Suzuki (now Anna Sumitani)

Razor Ramon Hard Gay does his trademark “foohh!” yell

Outrageous Japanese comedian and wrestler Razor Ramon Hard Gay (aka “HG”) announced today that he has knocked up his hot wifey Anna (formerly Anna Suzuki). The 24 year old former gravure idol and swimsuit model is about 5 months pregnant and is due at the end of July. The current Mrs. Masaki Sumitani (Hard Gay’s real name) who possesses big sparkling eyes, full sexy lips and a knockout body quit all of her “talent” (showbiz) activities shortly after announcing her marriage in late 2006 to the bondage latex wearing, pelvic thrusting gay wannabe.

Hard Gay ponders what his kid will think of his act

Anna Suzuki has toned down her image a lot since becoming a full time housewife, but she still looks hot and delicious!

Here’s an interview on HG from the British TV show Japanorama

Miki Fujimoto To Return

It looks like Japanese idol and former Morning Musume leader Miki Fujimoto aka Mikitty is set to return to the spotlight with the release of a new single as a solo artist on April 23rd. This time Miss Fujimoto will attempt to shed her idol past and do a 180 degree turnaround, debuting as a bona fide adult singer.

We’ll get to hear the beautiful voice of Mikitty again soon!

Mikitty got herself into lots of trouble in the beginning of summer last year when she was caught dating Tomoharu Shoji of the Japanese comedian duo “Shinagawa Shoji” then refused to leave him. This pretty much earned her banishment from Japanese showbiz and career suicide. For more information please check out my blog on 1-9-08.

Miki Fujimoto aka Mikitty is known for being strong-willed

But being the crown jewel of Up Front Agency, Mikitty’s handler knows they can’t let a super cute talent with a beautiful voice go to waste no matter how much she messes up. Since Miki stepped down as the leader of the most popular Japanese all girl group and ceased all activities as a Hello!Project member she’s been relegated to only playing futsal occasionally for the Gatas Brilliantes, an Up Front Agency backed all girl team.

Mikitty in action playing for the Gatas Brilliantes

Miki Fujimoto’s new single is titled “Oki Tegami”. It is composed by Masato Sugimoto (who shot to fame with the single “Waremoko” last year, and got the honor to perform at NHK’s Kohaku Utagassen year-end extravaganza) and lyrics written by Haku Ide. Instead of the typical pop sound, Miki’s new single has a folk song flavor to it.

Miki Fujimoto (L), Masato Sugimoto (C) and Takao Horiuchi (R)

Japanese singer Takao Horiuchi who also belongs to Up Front Agency first received the offer to sing the song last fall as Masato Sugimoto suggested that he should do it in a “chanson” (French cabaret style) fashion. Around the same time Mikitty was looking for the right music to revive her career as a singer. Her manager heard the demo tape and thought the song was perfect for her smooth mezzo-soprano voice. In the end it was decided that both Miki and Takao would release their own version of the single on the same date…how’s that for some inter-agency rivalry?!
The recording was done in the beginning of this month with songwriter Masato Sugimoto present. He remarked that Mikitty had a great voice, better than he imagined for a female in her 20s singing a song about distressed love, and that she carried good aura for the song. Mikitty commented that the song was rather challenging. It was nothing like she’s ever sung before, but Masato gave her some really helpful pointers. For an accomplished singer (Mikitty is not only a pretty face) to humble herself and say something like that, I really look forward to hearing the single!

The soon to be 23 year old Hokkaido native says, “This is a completely different style of singing but I’d like you to support the new Miki Fujimoto.”

I bet Mikitty is still as uber cute as ever

Is Leah Dizon Quitting?

The always hot and sexy Leah Dizon

Despite her extreme popularity in Japan and appearance on NHK’s year end Kohaku Utagassen extravaganza, rumors have been flying around that super sexy gravure idol Leah Dizon will hang up her bikinis come this March. Shukan Gendai, one of Japan’s major tabloids has come out with an article saying that “The Black Ship of Gravure” (please refer to my previous blog for further explanation) is going to retire soon.

The softer side of Leah Dizon

Even though Leah received the high honor of performing at Kohaku, what has followed hasn’t exactly been what people are expecting. First of all, her blog hasn’t been updated since the first of last month. People have seen her being bullied by other gravure models and she cried backstage at Kohaku. And her latest photobook “Heaven” hasn’t been too well received. Some people on the set have criticized that her facial expression was plain and she gave the same look in every shot. Some have even gone as far to say “she’s got no talent to be a gravure model!”

From Leah’s latest photobook “Heaven” which was shot in Kenya

In addition, some of the videos and photos from her modeling days in America have come back to haunt her. Most people think Leah can’t show anymore skin to generate excitement unless she goes “hair nude”. There’s also report of her being standoffish and not mingling with other gravure idols in the dressing room, which leads to the inevitable trash talking behind her back.

Leah Dizon nipple flash…oh I’d love to lather up her pink nipples with my tongue!

Leah Dizon has always made it clear that she likes singing (although in my opinion her voice is weak and at best okay as an amateur) and has pushed her management company Sky Corporation hard to let her debut as a singer in Japan. But lots of people upstairs don’t see that as the planned future for her. Her handler had groomed her to be a gravure idol and now it seems like things have turned half assed.

For a petite slender girl, Leah’s got some pretty nice big tits

Finally, here’s the unconfirmed rumor that’s supposed to show Leah Dizon’s dislike for doing gravure modeling. During the taping of Fuji TV’s “Hey Hey Hey Music Champ” at the end of last year, the host and probably the most famous Japanese comedian Hitoshi Matsumoto kept pressing Leah asking her if she’d be willing to do some racier photoshoots. Upon hearing that Leah walked off the set crying.

Obviously when contacted for comment regarding the Shukan Gendai article Sky Corporation vehemently denied that Leah Dizon wants to quit. But it does seem like recently Leah has been feeling very homesick and has said, “I want to go back to the States.” I don’t know about you but I haven’t gotten enough of Leah Dizon’s sexiness. Let’s hope “The Black Ship of Gravure” isn’t sinking anytime soon.

Ryoko Yonekura Dating Monkey Boy

A major Japanese tabloid has exposed a romantic link between the beautiful Japanese model turned actress Ryoko Yonekura and popular Japanese comedian Atsushi Tamura of London Boots. The couple was spotted dating in the posh Tokyo district of Roppongi in early December. Reportedly Atsushi gleefully told his co-workers that “spring has arrived for me”, which in Japanese means he’s fallen in love.

Ryoko Yonekura

The sexy Ryoko Yonekura is no stranger to the tabloids. She has dated A+ guys in the past including Japanese soccer star Hidetoshi Nakata and kabuki performer Ebizo Ichikawa. Atsushi Tamura himself is often in the headlines too. He had a long term relationship with idol / talent Nanako Fujisaki. He’s also famous for arranging mixer parties for Japanese celebrities and entertainers, one of them resulted in the infamous meeting between ex- Morning Musume leader Miki Fujimoto and Tomoharu Shoji of the comedy duo Shinagawa Shoji.

London Boots: (L) Atsushi Tamura, (R) Ryo Tamura

On a recent episode of Fuji TV’s “Mecha Iketeru” variety show they even made fun of Atsushi by sticking a photo of him and Ryoko together on his forehead with the caption that read “I’m the dude who beat out Ebizo!” (note: top kabuki performers in Japan are treated like rock stars) It is believed that the couple first got to work together in the beginning of last year on London Boot’s show “London Hearts” airing on TV Asahi and that’s when sparks flew.

Atsushi Tamura, the monkey boy that’s dating the leggy Ryoko Yonekura

Tomoharu Shoji Wants to Marry Mikitty

The second rate comedian Tomoharu Shoji of the Japanese comedy duo Shinagawa Shoji announced on a New Year TV special of his intention to marry his girlfriend Japanese super idol and former Morning Musume member Miki Fujimoto, affectionately known as “Mikitty” to the public.

The uber cute Miki Fujimoto…enough said!

In one corner of Fuji TV’s popular show “Mecha x 2 Iketeru” the 32 year old Tomoharu proclaimed that he’d like to get married this year, thus crushing the dream and fantasy of millions of die-hard Mikitty fanboys not only in Japan but all over the world.  The topic of that corner was “entertainers who got caught in ‘07″.

Shinagawa Shoji – (L) Hiroshi Shinagawa, (R) Tomoharu Shoji

Miki Fujimoto aka Mikitty and Tomoharu Shoji caused an uproar in Japan back in May of last year when she broke the huge Japanese idol code by having a boyfriend, or at least being seen in public with one.  Unlike the West, dating for idols in Japan is an absolute no-no (don’t bother arguing about this, it’s the reality) and career breaker.  Her status as the recently promoted leader of the Japanese all girl idol group Morning Musume made the situation even worse.  She had to step down and ended up being the shortest lived leader in Morning Musume history, lasting roughly only a month and a half.

And instead of quickly coming up with some damage control tactics Mikitty defiantly admitted their courtship, quit her position as the leader of the most popular Japanese idol group and apparently has continued on with the relationship.  Understandably this not only broke the heart of countless Mikitty fans, it also made the loose lipped Tomoharu Shoji public enemy number one!

Is Mikitty trying to buck the old fashioned Japanese entertainment world?

When Tomoharu stated that he wanted to get married the other guests on the show said “you’re the man” and egged him on to propose right there on TV.  But his partner Hiroshi Shinagawa saved him by chiming in, “you guys pressured him too much that he farted!”

“What are your plans with her?”  “Can I be frank?”  “I wanna tie the knot.”

We can only wait and see whether his plan and foolish outburst pan out or not.